May 2013
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
ryaninwonderland:
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
justinibiebers:
stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
coochiejuice:
Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”
madturbating:
“are you fucking kidding me” - me every two seconds at school
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
hungarian:
starbucks is so overpriced im pretty sure it’s a government plot to make white people poor
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
cassjaytuck:
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO
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“Podolski is such a genuine and happy guy. He doesn’t come off as some sort of...”
– Commentator during Per & Poldi’s charity game (via ichliebefutbol)
romulusthread:
stop doing that and do me instead
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
joeyskorka:
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
hungarian:
*holds a butter knife to your throat* please butter my muffin
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
2treehill:
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friend
