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alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

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chibird:

Introducing, pocket penguin! Everyone should have a pocket penguin. ^u^

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

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amaradonis:

whiteknightling:

“Pick which ever one you want. I’ll give my grandson the better one, anyways.”

green is my favourite little shit in the entire pokemon universe

i mean look at that sleazy grin

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here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

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